Suffix -er

I asked Simone, "What does the suffix 'er' mean, as in 'painter' or 'runner'?"

She said, "It means you're constipated."

Karaoke

Simone loves to sing in the car but it bothers Max. I took her to a karaoke room and found her new addiction!

The problem was that this place was too pricey to not have all the songs we like.  We're going to try to recreate  the experience at home.  Stay tuned!