I was teaching Max how to prepare his room for vacuuming. I then taught him how to use the vacuum machine. After he swooshed the appliance around, I taught him how to wind up the cord to put it away.
As he finished with the cord, he said, "Man you have it BAD!"
I asked him what he meant by that and he said, "Because you have to do this (all the time)!"
Simone was bugging me one afternoon. Everything seemed like such an ordeal to her and she would grumble to show her dissatisfaction at the situation. I turned to her and asked, "Why do you keep bugging me?"
With a dead pan look on her face she scoffed, "I wasn't even trying. Do you want me to?"
I couldn't help but laugh. She is as devtiant as I was with my mom.
Last night at dinner, Max wanted to see who could eat their food the quickest. Or rather, he wanted to beat everyone at the game. He started the competition by declaring,
"Last one to eat their food is a British tourist!!"
