Ever the pondering soul, Simone devised a way to test if Santa is real or not. Here was our recent conversation:
(Simone) "Let's makes some cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve and leave them out for him to eat. If they're gone, we know that Santa is real. If they're still there, then Santa is not real."
(Me) "But what if cockroaches eat the cookies and you mistakenly believe Santa is real?"
(S) "Then we'll leave a sign out that says, 'These cookies are for Santa and not for cockroaches!'"
(M) "But cockroaches can't read."
(S) "Yes they can! If they can eat, they can read! Duh!"
I don't get her logic, but I suggested that we put a glass cover over the cookies, so Santa can see them and pick up the cover that will be too heavy for bugs to lift. This, however, isn't my dilemma. Should I eat some cookies to keep the magic alive for the kids? I don't want to because, as an adult, I don't like the whole mythos of Santa anyway! However, as a child, I DID love the idea of Santa. When I discovered he isn't real, I still liked to pretend he was real because it meant I got an extra gift from him! I've thought about just not touching them and leaving the decision up to Michael. When he gets up in the middle of the night, he munches on food before returning to bed.
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