Max's Skills

This afternoon, the kids and I were watching a movie while they munched on their dessert of Nerds.  Since we're still living in the bus, our dining room inside is the master bed.  And since Max is only 4 years old, he can still make a mess of his food even with a bowl to catch little pellets of sugar.

I spotted some strawberry Nerds on the comforter and told him with exasperation, "Please pick up your food and put it in the bowl!"

Max was cool as cucumber and told me ...

"I was born picking things up!"